In the spirit of Animal Farm, the following commandment is added:
No animal shall drink Coca Cola
This is necessary since Coke is CARBONATED. Every time a bottle
or can of Coke is opened, dangerous carbon dioxide is released into
the atmosphere. Pepsi on the other hand is OXYGENATED and
thus OK for animal consumption and good for the atmosphere.
Coke bad; Pepsi good!
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