Skunk Replaces Eagle as Symbol of President

The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency. It is half Black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

It is said: If you give a man a fish you will feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime!

New Obama Proverb: If you give a man hope of getting a job, he will vote Democrat for a year! If you give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free Internet, food stamps, section 8 housing, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment then Social Security disability for life, free health care and free Medicine... He will vote Democrat the rest of his life and several more times... After he's dead